Hello everyone,
Firstly, let me say sorry for not writing sooner. Second, let me say that I'm pretty sure it's your fault for not pressuring me to write. I'm not some sort of jovial writer that just loves to sit down and type one out. I need to be kicked in the butt before I'll even log back into my blog. On that note, I've decided that the best way to keep up on my writing is to get some creepy and obsessive fans. You know, the type that will have no ethical problems with hacking into my phone, leaving requests for more blog posts, and the occasional nude picture. The only problem with that approach is I'm not sure how to reach out to the tween-agers, D&D'rs, and Twilight moms that make up the seedy underbelly of groupie culture. Then I started to think, "what do these people love to do in their spare time?" The answer? Use the internet. Posting hate speech in forums, writing stalker mail, and taking revealing-yet-disturbing Myspace pictures are a staple of any creep's social lifestyle.
So, if you're one of the (I'm sure) many people to find my blog by searching Google for the missing piece of your soul, please subscribe! I think you'll find me very stalk-able. I have many public pictures on Myspace and Facebook, and you can leave all of the flaming internet comments you want! In return, I promise that I will submit to your constant badgering and continue to write; even if most of the writing is while filling out requests for restraining orders.
Firstly, let me say sorry for not writing sooner. Second, let me say that I'm pretty sure it's your fault for not pressuring me to write. I'm not some sort of jovial writer that just loves to sit down and type one out. I need to be kicked in the butt before I'll even log back into my blog. On that note, I've decided that the best way to keep up on my writing is to get some creepy and obsessive fans. You know, the type that will have no ethical problems with hacking into my phone, leaving requests for more blog posts, and the occasional nude picture. The only problem with that approach is I'm not sure how to reach out to the tween-agers, D&D'rs, and Twilight moms that make up the seedy underbelly of groupie culture. Then I started to think, "what do these people love to do in their spare time?" The answer? Use the internet. Posting hate speech in forums, writing stalker mail, and taking revealing-yet-disturbing Myspace pictures are a staple of any creep's social lifestyle.
So, if you're one of the (I'm sure) many people to find my blog by searching Google for the missing piece of your soul, please subscribe! I think you'll find me very stalk-able. I have many public pictures on Myspace and Facebook, and you can leave all of the flaming internet comments you want! In return, I promise that I will submit to your constant badgering and continue to write; even if most of the writing is while filling out requests for restraining orders.
